2010-06-09 22:59:10 UTC
Where have you gone, poor Auric will have withdrawal symptoms if you
don't appear to help him keep amused. We were just buttering you up so
that you would say something really stupid so that another budding
entrepeneur could give you a good shafting under the American legal
Now think of all the practice you will miss out on without your arse
on the chopping block, with enough practice we could help you become
the new Clarence Darrow. Now its not all that often that your buddies
on Usenet make such an effort to promote your career so you should not
be wasting it.
Think of the missed opportunities here, even if you ended up being
arse raped and ended up camping on the shores of Lake Michigan, you
could start a new enterprise building Igloos as an ecologically
efficient GREEN alternative and if the authorities in Michigan further
shafted you for being so successful you could move up to Canada and
probably pick up their social security support as well.